Creed Thoughts 1

September 27, 2007

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Creed thoughts!

Hey-o everyone out there in SyberWorld. It,s old Creed Bratton right back at you again from my perch in quabity assurance manager at Dunder Mifflin payper. The last couple-o days have been crazy – man I tell you. The big bossman hit the new chick with his car and is now on the run.

I was on the run once from the Taliban… something about stealing a chair. I don’t remember. Back in the 60s you steal a chair and you get away with it – now everyone wants to cut off your hand. Well, in the end they got my toe. Still though, great heroin.

I,ve seen all kinds of chairs. Big ones. Small ones. I can,t get enough, but sometimes you have to grow up. Like my daughter always says: you can;t stand around hanging brain all day.

Do you know what you don,t see every day? A pig wearing a hat. I tell you – this man – drunk as skunk. What’s he doing? Let me know your thoughts!

Really it is the best time of the year to go play golf. Me? I prefer fishing… or real estate. Nothing like catching a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom condo on the outskirts of Scranton PA.

Right-o, it’s time for the weather: precipitation looking likely, but I think it’s going to be a sunny day.

  1. Prediction: Fast cars will be faster by 2083
  2. Prediction: Michael will cut off his ear and give it to Andrea
  3. Prediction: Pasta will be extinct next fall
  4. Reminder: Michael,s safe combo: 26-32-20

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9 Comments

  1. Elliot

    Loving the blog Creed <3

  2. Noah Mendel

    Hahaha this is so funny! Keep it coming!!

  3. John Smith

    Looool is this Creed?

  4. Noah Mendel

    WOW! So clever and funny!

  5. John Smith

    Hahaha is this Creed?

  6. Fabrice

    Loooool

  7. Creed

    Hey noah

  8. Ryan Howard

    How did you get on the internet Creed! I set you up on a word document!!!

    • Noah Mendel

      Get back in your cage Ryan. Stupid dog

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